Experts agree: Economy soon will go into reverse

Financial Experts across the globe have come to agree that a perfect storm of financial upheaval will soon create what Economist Milton Friedman calls the "financial loop-de-loop". Things will get so bad, by at least this Thursday or Friday, that the economy will actually go into reverse. For example, K-Mart has cut it's dog food prices to 95% off. If the economy continues to worsen another 6%, K-Mart might soon be forced to actually pay it's customers to remove dog food from it's stores; Landlords will be forced to pay tenants to stay in their apartments, the government will stop collecting taxes at all, but only pay refunds and stimulus bonuses. The Mega-Millions lottery commission will be forced to find one unlucky person from which to take $200 million.